MISTER BIG T'S PROFILE

author=edchuy
Self-banning in RMN? Say it isn't so ...

Eh?

author=Addit
Really? Is that what happened the last time you submitted it on the site? I could have sworn I remember seeing it around here before...

Ah, screw it. I guess I'll have to enjoy it the "ol' fashion way".

You must have seen other parts, 4th can't be found in here in RPGMaker.net due to the mature content.

author=mawk
it's tumuor. he has a few months to live.

No, my name is not tumor. Sorry.

author=mtarzaim
[Everytime I run into this issue with WinXP, a change in the cleartype setting has resolved it.
Anyway, I won't use any patch or add fonts, for two reasons:

1 - it's up to the author to implement all solutions and workarounds within the game. One click and it works. Any other manipulation or tweak is a waste of player's time. Either the game is playable from the get-go, or it isn't.

That really isn't the case and it's the problem on your end since you're missing the propper fonts. I offered a patch that would fix it and tell everyone who's having such broken fonts that running the patch fixes it completely. My pages also provide this patch in the games section for the very reason of avoiding that text thing.

2 - I need a clean PC (as much as a PC could be). I won't mess with adding fonts here, and then have to add it to every PC I might use in the future because, maybe, I will use this very font for a specific project, and it will reveal itself vital to finish it on another computer (which happens, strangely, to be incompatible for this very font for whatever reason)

It doesn't install new fonts so much as it makes your machine use pre existing ones.

I'm ok with insults and swears. But I only found it easy and predictable in this game. Letting of some steam is fine. Designing a character to be offensive is ok. But turning every situtation into a rape-fest, rocketting every bit of common sense out of the window... no thanks. Not my cup of tea.

There's actually very little rape in this game. In fact, I think the first and only time it actually comes up is at your home with the skeletons? Shadow talks about raping several time but doesn't really deliver on that.

I never designed Shadow to be offensive, he's a badguy and he is designed to be a badguy. He's not doing things out for being offensive for being offensive sake, it's what every good villain should do (acoarding to him).


Being that he's a villain, playing as a badguy also rewards you more. Killing random people gives you EXP and some items as well as generally being an asshole works better than not being an asshole. :D

That's what I was talking: you can do better comedy without turning each women into a braindead sex-slave.

I agree though I'd like to point out that Irma is not a braindead sex-slave. She's a pretty boring character (your cliche magi girl) but not really a braindead sex-slave.

I've seen the status, but it never saved my ass against the dragon. All other fights were easy enough, so I never counted on it to win. In my eyes, it was a useless mechanic, mostly here to enforce the fact the hero was immortal.

It is not useless mechanic at all, it helps not having to heal him as often. In fact, the first battles in the first part of the game are pretty much impossible to lose thanks to the rejuvinating powers of Shadow.

And yes, I think it does really enforce that idea that he's not immortal just in the name only like in some games but it plays out like that.


By the way, of course you could not defeat MISTER BIG T, he's entirely different power rank than anyone in this game. (The first boss, the VERY first boss in Adventures of MISTER BIG T is personification of Death itself!!!!!! That should tell about levels of powers going on in there!)

Yep. I took that into account for my review's score.
For today standards, it's a weak game. But back in those days, it was more... worthy.

I wouldn't go that far, it would have been medicore game back then at best too but I am very glad you did take into account the age and fact that I was learning. :)

BTW, the title of this review is a pun on the usual (im)mature content warnings. ;)

Hehe, it was funny! Thanks from the great review!

author=mtarzaim

author=Ratty524
That text in the screens look barely legible. I'm surprised you didn't give this a 1, why?

Common issue with old RM on WinXP and next: text "smoother" makes dialog boxes glarbled. Takes a little time to get used to it.
There's a way to correct it in Windows screenpanel, but I was lazy.

No, it means you need to apply the font patch and you're missing the real fonts. You can nab it from many places, one of which is here http://givemebeer.tk/rm2k_fp_001.exe


I am surprised you seriously did not find it that funny, the reason I even released it was because I thought it was so outrageous that it became like a comedy routine. A bad comedy routine perhaps but the comedy certainly was there. I still find the "Pumping Iron" book funny and it made my friend laugh a lot. My friend also found especially the whole changing troops to women skit and then getting wood part funny and the "Mom's special dungeon" is so fucked up and awesome.


I had forgotten about how Wolfie warns you about him being too strong warrior before he joins your party, that's so random that I found it hilarious and left it entirely as it was just because. A fan of mine commented that Wolfie is at the same time the best and the worst character of the entire game and makes even Shadow seem puny combat wise. Lots of shit like that actually made the game exist on really weird, own way and without stuff like that, it probably wouldn't be worth a 2nd look. I felt the juvenile humor and all the shit in it however was very fitting and it felt very relaxing to be able to think of simply the dumbest thing I could and it'd still make sense with rest of the game. The fact that all the items have references to something or totally original, like gimp mask used as "leather helmet" certainly made them more interesting than Potions and ethers and what not. This would later be copied and made use in all my games in future.


You also did never even mention this game had programmed feature like Shadow's regeneration power, something which actually is one of the reasons combat is easy; Shadow is immortal in game and has powers to regenerate in combat and such.


Skeletor man puzzle at the ending was added by me just for the sake of it during going back at the game and taking out the bugs. Originally, the skeletor man was just there standing and talking to him would give the reward. Now the puzzle leading to it, would at least give some sense of nicencess to it, hehe. The lever puzzles and such were all original but I just tweaked them to work a bit better to function better.



I also should point the epilogue of calling Shadow really short and stupid wasn't written by me just recently but already making the game. I wasn't trying to make the best game ever, just making a random game and having fun farting around making one. I don't know how well it translates that I had a blast making the game but I can assure you I enjoyed every single moment creating it. :)


Overall, I don't think it was that bad especially considering I did it before there was even an english helpfile and I had to literally learn how to make things with the program by pressing a button and then seeing what command does. That's why some stuff in the game are like they are, they were used to try out the things and features of the engine. Of course being an experimentation game, a lot of things are very inconsistent as can be seen. Pretty much, Adventures of MISTER BIG T are superior in every single area.


After this, I would make my first released game, Final Phantasy XXX which sucked ass in pretty much any way you could think of. (Though the only review I read did give it 8/10 for some reason. Maybe the maker just really liked final fantasy porn) And then after some test projects, I'd make my first big hit and created the legendary Adventures of MISTER BIG T, which takes everything good about this game, expect making it even better.

Corfaius looked lovingly into the eyes of Darkwing Duck. Despite being horribly pixelated in the 8 bit form, it did not matter as love did not know boundaries.

Corfaius: "You're dangerous, I like that."
DW: "That's right, I'm dangerous."

Both of them took a step closer together, their lips nearly meeting in a glamorous moment.

Let's get dangerous